Somewhere between Lambeau Field and the Latin Quarter, a football tradition was born. No referees. No contracts. Occasionally, the police.
2026 season
Officially Unofficial Standings
Ranked by catch percentage. A minimum of 10 recorded attempts is required to qualify for the league lead.
| # | Player | Catches | Drops | Catch rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Madeline | 180 | 10 | 94.7% |
| 2 | PY | 140 | 10 | 93.3% |
| 3 | JFK | 96 | 9 | 91.4% |
| 4 | Peter | 55 | 7 | 88.7% |
| 5 | Johnny Paris | 55 | 10 | 84.6% |
Awards & dubious honors
Hall of Questionable Fame
🏆 Golden Hands🧈 Butterfingers🏈 Halftime MVP✨ Rue des Canettes Acrobat
Awards will be assigned when the season has enough verified results.
Commissioner's desk
Incident Log
Building contact and police intervention have both occurred. This log documents the history, not accomplishments to chase.
Police
Chatter to STOP2026-11-11
Chatter to STOP2026-11-11
Building
hit christmas lights2026-11-11
hit christmas lights2026-11-11
Other
2 Touchdowns2026-11-11
2 Touchdowns2026-11-11
Police
Talk2026-11-11
Talk2026-11-11
The home field
One Street. One Football.
Played during Packers halftime outside O'Neil on Rue des Canettes, Paris. Keep the passes clear of pedestrians, storefronts and traffic.
Green Bay, by way of Paris · Titletown Europe